Well I finally reached a milestone I understood my first joke in Hebrew (more of a funny comment then a joke, but hey I'll take anything).
We were driving this past Friday from Ramat Beit Shemesh to Yerushalyim and as we enter the center of RBS on our way out one of the other madrichim (who actually KNOWS how to speak Hebrew) had the following conversation witht he bus driver (translation will be at the bottom-pardon the Hebrew words with English letters):
Madrich: Aifoh ata l'Shabbat?
Bus Driver: Ani Po
Madrich: Where are you for Shabbat?
BD: I'm here (in RBS)
M: Ahh...in the bus?
All right I know, not that funny, but this one had me rolling...(my eyes at least).
A few week's ago I was at the train station and as I approached the entrance there was a metal detector (which is not uncommon in this country).
Now being a veteran at these I immedietly reached into my pockets and started emptying it. The security guard said: "Ahh I see you have done this before."